Bend Her, Break Her & Make Her up everywhere, now --

Cross-posted from AI Marketing for Storytellers.

I got the entire series uploaded onto Kobo, Google Play, Apple, and Amazon — the last of the ebooks went live just now.

I’m not insane.

囚われの姫君。八百年を生きる獣の魔術師。その琥珀の瞳が告げる死の予言。

I didn’t waste thousands of hours of my life.

En fanget prinsesse. En åttehundre år gammel beistmagiker. En dødsprofeti skrevet i fargen på øynene hennes.

I mean maybe I did.

Uma princesa cativa. Um mago-fera de oitocentos anos. Uma profecia de morte escrita na cor dos olhos dela.

Maybe all of this is just a pleasant delusion that I know what the fuck I’m doing on a daily basis.

एक बंदी राजकुमारी। एक आठ सौ साल पुराना पशु-जादूगर। मौत की एक भविष्यवाणी—उसकी आँखों के रंग में लिखी हुई।

The future’s a fucking coin toss, anyhow, isn’t it?

أميرة أسيرة. ساحر وحش عمره ثمانمائة عام. نبوءة موت مكتوبة بلون عينيها.

I tried my fucking hardest tho, that is for damn sure. (And the Arabic above, should be RTL, but substack doesn’t support that. Same for the Hebrew, below.)

נסיכה בשבי. קוסם-חיה בן 800 שנה. נבואת מוות כתובה בצבע עיניה.

I won’t know if any of this worked for weeks, maybe months — even I can’t coordinate a Facebook ads thunderstorm for 28 different langs simultaneously (although trying to do so is on deck.)

被囚禁的公主。活了八百年的野獸法師。以她眼眸色澤寫下的死亡預言。

OpenAI did me and all of you the favor of re-upping my weekly limit two days early today, so I’ve already got an instance cranking on giving Project Arachne a UI for subscribers.

That’s on deck for tomorrow, for me to test with some shorts.

And then we’ll fucking see.

xo!

Cassie